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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 02:16

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Goldfinger

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

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A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.